Because we need to talk and I’m not sure how you’re going to take this news.

For maybe, like, the third or fourth time in my life I was wrong.

Happy (early/late) Fourth of July, depending on when you’re reading this.

Some things in life are just better twice.

I have, however, had the 1997 Will Smith smash hit “Welcome to Miami” stuck in my head for days now knowing that’s where a hefty portion of today’s stories are based. Besides, the cost of parking alone in Miami would bankrupt me. 🗿 Next stop(Photos courtesy of U.S. Customs and Border Protection)JK, we’re not going anywhere for this next one, we’re staying right at the Miami International Airport, where actual ancient artifacts were intercepted. It seems the mayor of Miami agreed because the officer is now in hot water. All this talk about Miami and it made me realize that I don’t know where most of you guys are from.

So I dont know if you guys totally know this but Strange Florida is just one of the many things I do during the week. Strange Florida is the best/most entertaining thing I do all week without a doubt, which is why Im more than happy to set aside a chunk of my day to dedicate to it. Honestly, you probably wont even notice the difference but I just needed something to write for the intro. I dont know if reptile-related trauma is a thing but she says shes still hearing hissing days later. Now, Im off to finish all the not-so-fun things I have to do for the rest of the day.